Monday, March 22, 2010
THE SMS KRAZE !
With new unlimited sms packages coming up every other day the Pakistani youth has been caught up in an sms craze.Text messages are proving to be a very effective medium of communication and entertainment.The trend of sms jokes has also been gaining increased popularity.Following are a few interesting sms jokes that i'd like to share with you people:
1)Question:What is honeymoon?
Answer:That brief span of time between "i do" and "you'd better!"
2)(URDU) Khargosh ke FSC mein aye 75% marks and kachway ke 50% phir bhi kachway ka university mein admission ho gaya...kaise ?
Sports basis pe yar...Bachpan mein race nahi jeeta tha ?
3)Lady : So, you want to become my son-in-law? Boy: Not really, but I don't see any other way 2 marry your daughter!
4)Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller? Tommy: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.
5)(URDU) Ek larka dosre larke se:Yaar tum ne kabhi koi larki phansai hai?
2nd boy:Yaar larki main ne phansa li thi pr tum logon ne ye mohalla hi chor diya...
6)A police recruit was asked during exam, "What would u do if u had to arrest ur own mother?" He said, "Call for backup."
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