Monday, March 22, 2010


With new unlimited sms packages coming up every other day the Pakistani youth has been caught up in an sms craze.Text messages are proving to be a very effective medium of communication and entertainment.The trend of sms jokes has also been gaining increased popularity.Following are a few interesting sms jokes that i'd like to share with you people:

1)Question:What is honeymoon?
Answer:That brief span of time between "i do" and "you'd better!"

2)(URDU) Khargosh ke FSC mein aye 75% marks and kachway ke 50% phir bhi kachway ka university mein admission ho gaya...kaise ?
Sports basis pe yar...Bachpan mein race nahi jeeta tha ?

3)Lady : So, you want to become my son-in-law? Boy: Not really, but I don't see any other way 2 marry your daughter!

4)Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller? Tommy: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.

5)(URDU) Ek larka dosre larke se:Yaar tum ne kabhi koi larki phansai hai?
2nd boy:Yaar larki main ne phansa li thi pr tum logon ne ye mohalla hi chor diya...

6)A police recruit was asked during exam, "What would u do if u had to arrest ur own mother?" He said, "Call for backup."

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  1. its just a time pass nothing else.I'm not in favor of those stupid "forward smses"at all.
    Even if the student is buried in books cause of exam, and if you bother to investigate a bit you will find out that rather than studying hard he is busy in forwarding messages related to the exams and all.
    Firstly, our students leave all preparation already for the 11th hour and at the 11th hour too they are busy in such activities.
    Mobile phone is a positive invention but everything has negative aspect and one should avoid it.

  2. reebz u're right but life wud be a bit boring widout all those funny texts...

  3. i am lovin it….!!!
    its is so nice sharing……
    gr8 wrk !!!!

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