Reading !

There was a time in my life when i was addicted to reading. I would read at-least one book a week. Sometimes when i really loved a character i would place myself in the shoes of that novel character and wonder what would i do if were him.
The more books i read the better i thought of myself. That is until reality hit hard and i came falling down to the earth. Well the bubble had to burst someday . Better sooner than later.

So readers tell me something about your childhood experiences. Something funny or interesting. Something that'd give us all a reason to laugh during these tough times.May Allah bring peace to our country !

Here are a few interesting books for you to try out :


                  


                                                          
                                                              
          

Global Warming or a Joke ?

There was a time when scientists and engineers worked for the betterment of mankind.These were men who spent their entire lives just so that we people could live a better life.Their main purpose was the propagation of scientific ideas and knowledge.
But,what has happened to today's scientists?
Recently i was reading an article on yahoo regarding global warming.I was shocked and and amused at the same time.Some scientists have suggested people should consume less milk and meat...why?Because livestock produce a lot of greenhouse gases.Can you believe that? Stop eating meat and milk...should people stop giving their children milk ? Should we start eating grass? Is their enough vegetation to feed the entire world ?
I wonder whats next...kill all the poor people in the world to eliminate poverty as well as minimize greenhouse gases? Or execute people for public farting ?

Love Virus !

Attention O'youth of Pakistan.There are reports that a dangerous virus is on the loose. This deadly virus has escaped the jails of the west and is now quickly moving towards the east.Beware all, this lethal virus spreads really fast.It has become an epidemic leaving the swine flu and bird flu viruses far far behind....Yes it is the most dreaded LOVE VIRUS !
The so-called victims of this virus undergo the following stages:
STAGE 1: Love at first sight.A girl and a boy see each other and at the weakest moment this virus strikes.Furthermore once inside the bodies of the victims,the virus starts multiplying.
STAGE 2: Love is at its heights. The victims keep texting each other and call frequently to check on each other's health. Meetings and dinner dates are also common during this stage.
STAGE 3: The virus starts creating destruction. Frequent quarrels and arguments arise between the patients which finally lead to a break-up(or a broken nose in some cases).

Symptoms of this disease include sleepless nights,lost appetite,absent mindedness and sometimes drooling during the daytime.

Treatment: No medical cure available.

Precautions: Next time you feel love is in the air,think twice before you act.The only method to avoid the above condition is to choose your partner carefully in future.